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the GARBAGE man

October 6, 2006

who out there in MY WORLD knows anything about waste disposal ??

I have a few ideas brewing in my “hat holder”

…….

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MR.SOho 10/06 — its dark in here

October 6, 2006

Sorry for being away , friends,, I KNOW you all have missed me VERY greatly

 Every time Peter’s mother invited her lover to their home, she put Peter in the closet. One day her husband came home early, so her lover quickly hid in the closet with the boy.

“Hey, mister,” Peter said, “it’s kinda dark in here, isn’t it?”

“Why, yes, as a matter of fact it is.”

“Hey, you wouldn’t want to buy my old baseball, would you? My dad just bought me a new one.”

“No, you don’t really need baseballs in my line of work.”

“If you don’t buy my baseball,” Peter said, “I’ll tell my dad where you are.”

“All right, all right,” the lover groaned, “I’ll buy your damn baseball. How much is it?”

“Fifty dollars.”

The man didn’t want to pay fifty dollars for a baseball, but he decided he had no other choice. The boy figured he was on a roll, so he asked, “Hey, mister, you want to buy my glove?”

The lover didn’t even bother arguing: “How much?”

“A hundred dollars!” The man had just finished paying up when the woman opened the door and said the coast was clear.

The next Sunday, the boy went to confession because he felt guilty for having conned his mother’s lover out of a hundred and fifty bucks. “Hey, mister,” he said, climbing into the confessional, “it’s kinda dark in here, isn’t it?”

The voice groaned, “Not you again!”

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Mr.SOHO 10/02

October 2, 2006

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”

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HUMM…

September 29, 2006

I just cant understand it, I have done NUMEROUS things to up my site visits,,, and still after 3 days only 66,,

poo… just poo…

I have had double that at my new free forum http://www.easyfreeforum.com/sportspicks/ and on that site i haven’t done any promoting ???

please HELP

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MR.SOHO funny 9/29

September 29, 2006

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really

pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE.”

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up,

she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small gift-wrapped

box in the middle of the driveway. She put on her robe, ran out to the

driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a

brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

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LOOKing for some help.

September 28, 2006

K guys 2 things.

1 > how can I get more page visits here ??? in the last 3 days i am averaging about 13 a day,,, which is pretty POO

2> how can I get more views to my http://www.easyfreeforum.com/sportspicks/ site ??

PLEASE help !!

thanks

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OFF to VEGAS….

September 28, 2006

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said the man.

‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said the wife, ‘I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

‘The man said, ‘Wait a minute!’, and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

‘Where the heck are you going?’, said the wife.

The man said, ‘I want to see how you’re gonna live on $800 a year!’

ah ah ah..

funny stuff

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